"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
10:54 am • 18 April 2014 • 30,870 notes
do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it
12:24 am • 18 April 2014 • 80,453 notes
Interviewer: Did you do a lot of your own stunts?
Anthony Mackie: I did a bunch of the stuff leading up to the stunts. I tried to do one stunt and I ran into a parked car, face-first.
Interviewer: The directors were telling me— I asked if there were any close calls and that was the one situation they brought up!
AM: [Laughs] No, but they tricked me. First of all, no one— if I tell you to fly, you’re not going to know how to fly ‘cause as humans, we don’t fly. So they tell me they’re going to raise me up ten feet and let me go. I swing in, land on my feet, and walk and talk…. so they pulled me up ten feet and said ‘how do you feel?’ and I said ‘I feel good!’ But I keep going up! They pull me up forty feet off the ground and I’m like ‘THIS DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT!’ [Laughs] And they let me go. And I’m coming down at like….mach 2, right? And I look at Chris [Evans]’s face and he goes… “You’re going to die.”
-Anthony Mackie, interview with Access Hollywood
Guys, watch this WHOLE THING. He’s fucking hilarious.
9:45 pm • 17 April 2014 • 6,062 notes
fall out boy is the type of music you play so loud you cant hear yourself crying until you stop and start singing along instead
9:39 pm • 17 April 2014 • 4,840 notes
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
9:38 pm • 17 April 2014 • 75,375 notes
Dean and Sam are on a hunt, but Dean takes five to call Cas. Sam’s just standing there, leafing through their notes. Then Dean goes, “Okay, baby, I’ll call you later.”
Sam lifts a brow, but Dean doesn’t notice because suddenly he’s saying, “No, no, I didn’t mean it like that. You’re not a baby. Come on, Cas. You know I love you, jesus.”
And Sam can’t stop laughing because Dean turns red and says, “I didn’t mean - I didn’t mean Jesus!”
9:29 pm • 17 April 2014 • 4,752 notes
When a writer kills off a character
When you kill off your own character
when a character kills off a writer
the only fandom in which this is possible
supernatural did it with Kripke
Supernatural did it with like the whole writing staff and a third of the main cast.
9:15 pm • 17 April 2014 • 95,164 notes
A ‘thank you’ from your crew.
We crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who.
9:11 pm • 17 April 2014 • 3,058 notes
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
9:10 pm • 17 April 2014 • 159,250 notes